When Life Gives You Lemons…

… make Mirjam Juice!  What is Mirjam Juice, you ask?  Go ahead, ask it.  You’re going to get the answer in any case, so you might as well ask.  Urgh, I just had a horrible visual of a pointy lemon juicer stuck in my belly button… 

When I married Ju-boy I acquired several things the minute his foot crushed that glass under the chuppah.  I acquired 4 step-children, one step-dog, a fantastic turbo oven, a blue kitchen… and his friends.  His huge group of friends.  Sometimes I refer to them as my friends-in-law.  Sometimes I refer to them, usually in the middle of an argument, as “your friends,” and sometimes he accuses me of being friendlier with them than he is.  They’re a rowdy, loyal, supportive bunch, and they like my cooking, so I LOVE them!

One friend in particular, Yummy Mummy (let’s call her YM for short), is a successful business woman who must have been Peter Roget in a previous life.  She doesn’t get drunk, she gets sloshed, she gets tipsy, she gets inebriated, she becomes three sheets to the wind.  I mean, why use a long word when you can use a dimunitive one?  Face it, a few sips and she’s tanked.  But I have the highest respect for YM, even in her potted state, for she is feeling no pain on what she has dubbed Mirjam Juice.

And what is Mirjam Juice, you ask?  (It’s deja vu all over again…)

Microplane zester and some balded lemons

I’d like to introduce you to a concoction of mine — Lemon Cream Liqueur.  A total girly drink, but I can count a few manly single malt drinkers amongst its fans.  If you want to try some of this, you’re welcome to come over for a sip, just call first so I can inform YM and she can come and we’ll have a party.  You’ll need some lemons, a bottle of really cheap vodka or plain grain alcohol (drinking, not medicinal), a little patience, and a Microplane zester.  It’s one of my most handy kitchen tools.  When I say I married Ju-boy for his oven, well, he married me for my zester. 

Get some cheap vodka, really cheap vodka...

One other thing you’ll need is patience.  You need at least a week for the lemon zest to steep in the alcohol, unless, if you’re like me, you forget you left it steeping in a pitcher on top of the fridge and only discover it three months later.  It’s still good, if not better.  But a week will do for those with less patience or a better memory.

This recipe was originally posted on Recipezaar.  I use soy milk in my recipe to make this non-dairy (and parve), but you can also use milk, or milk and cream, for a blissful dairy experience.

Lemon Cream Liqueur

1 liter grain alcohol (or really cheap vodka)

6 lemons (scrubbed well and dried)

2 liters soymilk

1 1/2 kilos (3.3 pounds) sugar

  • Zest the lemons into a jug (this is where you praise the inventor of the Microplane).
  • Pour the alcohol/vodka into the jug.
  • You can then juice the lemons, but the lemon juice is not part of this recipe.  Do whatever you want with the juice.  I usually freeze the juice in ice cube trays or let Shy-boy make lemonade.
  • Cover the jug and hide it somewhere for at least a week.  Remember where you hid it.
  • After a week (or month, or entire winter), drain the alcohol.
  • Bring the soymilk and sugar to a boil and let bubble away for about 20 minutes.  You need to babysit this, because the minute you turn your back on it, it will bubble over!
  • Mix the lemony alcohol together with the sugary soymilk and let cool.
  • Bottle this stuff up.  I save strong plastic water bottles (1 1/2 liter size)  just for this purpose.
  • I store this in my freezer.  Because of the alcohol it won’t freeze, but become thick, slushy and creamy.  The perfect tipple for a hot evening.

 If you plan on making several batches of this at once, I have a story for you.  I once decided to make a quintuple batch to give out as gifts.  I was in the supermarket shopping for the ingredients and pulled up to the checkout line just behind the town gossip.  I was going through my divorce at the time, and she took one look at my shopping cart with its 30 lemons, 10 kilos of sugar, and 5 liters of vodka and said in one of those bitchy, condescending voices, “How are you coping, dear?”  No, she didn’t get some as a gift.

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About Miriyummy

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Posted on 5 May 2010, in Alcohol, Beverages, Citrus and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 13 Comments.

  1. I bought a microplane around Purim time and am loving it to DEATH. Unfortunately, my fingers and thumbs are not as happy. Still, I don’t know what I did without it all those years. An amazing kitchen tool!

    Your liqueur sounds yummy and that woman in the super is the biggest bitch on earth.

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  2. I actually own several Microplanes — chalavi, parve, Pesach parve, ribbon grater, and when dating Ju-boy I bought him one, so I married into another chalavi one, making 5 in total (so far).

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  3. Ok OK OK…!!! You’ve talked me into it, I now HAVE to go and buy a microplane LOL. Not that I need an excuse for another kitchen gadget or actually have extra kitchen space for them either but this sounds like one I could REALLY do with and one I would use a lot too.
    This recipe sounds good as well, I’m keeping a copy for after I buy the mircoplane. Thanks Mirj !

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  4. I love this post. Have had a microplane for years, and I don’t use it, except for some micro-microplaning for the zest in Thanksgiving cranberry nut bread. (yum!)

    I HAVE to try this recipe. Immahlady invited me for margaritas on my own trampoline. I think we have to try these instead. Don’t know when I will have the time. But making this, for sure. (No soy milk for me, I want the real thing.)

    But it means I have to actually plan a whole week in advance, right??

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    • Let me see if I understand this properly…

      You have an invitation for margaritas on a trampoline and YOU DON’T HAVE THE TIME????? My 8 trumps your 7 and I will always find time for margaritas on a trampoline!

      😉

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    • I know what you meant…. 🙂

      Think of it this way, 10 minutes one day, 30 minutes a week later, and then overnight in the freezer.

      Are you going to use full-fat milk? Any cream? Please let me know how it works out, I’ve always used the soy milk.

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  5. mariealicejoan

    Wow Mirj! That looks fantastic. Makes me wish I was an imbiber. However I shall bookmark it to make to give to a friend who does as a gift!

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  6. I am so going to make to make that. What kind of soy milk do you use Mirj? Sweetened or unsweetened?

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    • I use regular, unsweetened soy milk, not low-fat. When I make this drink with coffee and vanilla beans instead of the lemon I use vanilla flavored soy milk, but for the lemon version it’s straight, plain, soy milk.

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